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T H E  G R I D
     
   
October 2004 

CURRENT DIRECTORS

Ken Berri
skberri@charter.net
(408) 847-6703
Stuart Newhouse
RabidRacing@sbcglobal.net
(831) 384-0236
   
Ron Cowen
breracer@sbcglobal.net
(831) 394-9405
Jim Short
racingjim@earthlink.net
(707) 539-4854
   
Jerry Huff
usarm.jerry@covad.net
(510) 652-6404
Kati James
kati@razzolink.com
(831) 633-8664
   
 
Jan Weaver
qbweaver@aol.com
(916) 984-9521
 
   
 

It is ELECTION time once again for USARM. For those wishing to run for the USARM Board of Directors, a candidate statement must be submitted to the Election Chairman, Bruce Brunner: elections@usarm.org

There are 4 members who are up for re-election. If you have an interest in how YOUR club is run, why not be part of the process instead of being part of the masses?

Submit YOUR candidate statement NOW!!

Those members up for re-election are:

Stuart Newhouse
Jerry Huff
Jim Short
Jan Weaver
 

Hello All,

It has already been two years, we have brought the club a lot further toward viability, but we still have a ways to go. If you wound like me to continue at the helm for another two years, please vote for me.

I have had a major role in getting the elections back on schedule, and now we have an independent elections chair to oversee the elections.

I am working on getting a banquet chair, so we have consistent banquets from year to year, I would also like to see more social items on our calendar.

Respectfully submitted,
Jerry Huff

Hello Fellow USARM Members,

I am nearing the end of my first year as a director, and I have decided to run for re-election. It has been an interesting year and I think one of the most successful for our club. I have enjoyed helping to shape the policies that govern our group. But we have some tough issues still to come, and I believe that I can be instrumental in resolving them.

I am sure that most of you know me by now and know that I can do what needs to be done. You have also found out that I listen to your concerns and try to act on them in a timely fashion. I'm not just a fellow club member. I am your friend.

Please take a few minutes during election time and cast a vote for me.

Thank you,
Jim Short
 
Hello Race Fans

My name is Steve Ynzunza and I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the Board Of Directors of USARM.

I have worked at many different racetracks from Thunderhill to Coronado. I have flagged, communicated, been a bike handler, turn marshal, and also painted number boards. One thing you can say is that I am always willing to take on any task that needs to be completed and not afraid to get my hands dirty.

I am always open to any suggestions that would improve the group performance as well as making an event run more efficiently.

Overall, I am a big supporter of TEAMWORK, COMMUNICATION, SAFETY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HAVING FUN!

I look forward to representing YOU on the Board of Directors

Steven Ynzunza
stevey@earthlink.net
WE ARE A CLUB THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS SOME CHANGES . . . . .

WE NEED TO HAVE NO BIAS . . . . . NO FAVORITISM . . . . . NO NEGATIVITY . . . . .

WE HAVE A DIVERSE GROUP OF PERSONS . . . . . MANY OF THEM HAVE IDEAS THAT COULD HELP US TO ATTAIN THE "RECOGNITION" THEY ALSO DESIRE . . . . .

MAYBE THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD WILL BE A GOOD CHANGE FOR ALL PARTIES INVOLVED . . . . .

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART IN BEING A BOARD MEMBER (I have not always been a Housewife) . . . . . PUT MY NAME IN . . . . . OR TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A STATEMENT!!

PATTY HEITZMAN
HEITZMANP@AOL.COM
H: 510.259.0121
C: 510.862.0401
 

Greetings all.

I'm Dave Jansen and I've been a USARM member for a number of years (starting in 1986 with breaks). I flag and race, and am also the importer of a race vehicle from England.

My thoughts are very basic, and straightforward. Prior planning prevents crisis and poor decision making.

We have one huge event per year, and this year will be different as we are hoping to earn the Moto-GP contract. This will entail working with a completely new group of Promoters and Organizers in order to achieve success. Additionally ARC has stated their intent to dramatically increase the number of events that they will sanction next year, using Buttonwillow, Laguna, Sears, Thunderhill and Reno-Fernley as their tracks of choice. Adding those dates to our existing clients of Russel, Skippy, Historic Motorsports Association, etc. this looks to be an upcoming year of activity and fun!

My service to the board would be to work heavily in the planning and preparation for events, and after planning, to continue to work the corners! That's where I'm happy, and can make the best contribution to the Club during racing events.

Another important item that has been discussed will be the actual implementation of training for new, and older workers, in order to standardize our techniques and responses, and to raise the level of trust between workers.

I look forward to serving the members of USARM in the upcoming sessions, and am looking forward to putting thoughts into action and deeds.

Sincerely,
Dave Jansen

 

For all of you who expect to see the name of Jan Weaver on the ballot this time around, she has decided NOT to run for re-election.

For those of you who may not know, Jan's mother is ill & Jan wants to devote as much time as she can to being with her mother and the rest of her family.

As we are all involved with families, I know that we can understand and respect her decision.

We have some excellent candidates running this year, so support the ones of your choice in the USARM elections for 2005.

Thank you,
Grid Staff

 

September 4-5th, 2004

Well it was a hot one in Sonoma this weekend, we had a race marshal need relief from the heat on Saturday, but was fine by "beer-30."

Shelby had lots of neat cars out making lots of noise, something like 12 cars over sound @ 103db, but no major incidents and no injuries all weekend. Shelby is always a fun group to work with, and we have two more events coming up a weekend event October 23 & 24th at ThunderHill and December 26 at Laguna Seca ( 1 day).

Please come out and support our clients, having fun along the way . . . . .

Jerry Huff - USARM Director

 

September 18-19

Last weekend at the 34th annual Virginia City Hill Climb, there were 52 cars ranging from an old classic Ferrari Boxer to new Ferrari 360 with a few odd mixtures thrown in (a supercharged Ford pickup and both generations on Minis).

The Ferrari club appreciates us very much and invited us all to dinner Saturday night at the Gold Hill Hotel, which is the oldest hotel in Nevada.

It was a very cold weekend, and it rained (with snow at the top of the course) on Sunday, but everyone that went told me they had a good time. They ran the cars quite a bit closer, 30-45 seconds with 6-8 cars on the 5.2 mile course. (2 years ago it was 1- 1/2 minutes separation and 2-3 cars).

All indications are they will have us back next year, and several drivers would like for USARM to cover all of the marshaling duties, so stay tuned for further updates.

Jerry Huff - USARM Director

 

The USARM Board of Directors meeting is scheduled for the first Tuesday of each month. Place to be determined. Members are encouraged to attend BoD meetings. Please contact a BoD member for particulars.

 

Training is a big part of what makes USARM the organization that it is. As an organization, we are very highly thought of, providing professional course marshals for wide and varied events.

To that end, the BoD of USARM wants to initiate a formal training program.

If you are interested in participating in the planning of this training program, please contact one of the board members.

It is our hope that we can have several “trainers” and be able to offer you, the members of USARM, a comprehensive program in which you can gain added confidence, polish skills and learn something new.


 

We have been given the opportunity to store much of the equipment that is used by USARM only once a year. This storage will be at Laguna Seca in a dry, secure con-ex. This will enable us to free up space in the USARM trailer, keep the equipment safe, dry and out of the way till next year.

We need to devise some sort of way to contain the various flags, fire bottles and number boards, as well as miscellaneous items. If you have any thoughts or would like to help moving these items to a new “home”, please call or contact on of your BoD members & we will organize a "moving party" for the equipment.
 

Once again USARM is beginning to think about the annual banquet. The BoD would love to have a committee to take charge this year. If you are interested in being a part of the planning stages of the USARM Banquet, please contact the Grid Editor, any BoD member or sent email.

Let's make the Banquet this year one of the best, most fun events we have.

 
HOW DO I?
Subscribe to the USARM Mailing list:

There's an email link at the very bottom of the home page of the USARM website where there's a short paragraph about signing up for the USARM Email list. If you click on the "Join USARM E-Mail List" link, it should create an outgoing email to usarm-request@usarm.org with subscribe as the subject. That's all that's needed to sign-up for the USARM Email list. After confirming your subscription to the list, you can then send an email to usarm@usarm.org and that will then be re-directed to those that have subscribed to the USARM Email list.

 

DIRECTORS:
Ken Berri:
Ron Cowen:
Jerry Huff:
Kati James:
Stuart Newhouse:
Jim Short:
Jan Weaver:

The forums (../forums/) are setup on our online home for everyone to discuss whatever they like. I'd like to encourage everyone to participate. Have a suggestion for the board? Post it on the forums and it can be discussed by all so that the board knows what we, the members want. The only way for the board to more effective is to know how the members feel about issues.

So, head over to the forums, sign up and post your comments and suggestions or just jump into some of the other categories and post your opinions about the various racing series. If there's not a category for what you'd like to talk about, just make sure you're logged into the forums and start it. See ya there,

Mick Housel
USARM Webmaster


 

Full color 3 inch double interlocked patch

7/8 inch full color round lapel pin

PINS & PATCHES

Your BoD has the USARM patches (3 inch size) and a smaller version of the logo in the form of a pin. These pins and patches are available for purchase at $5.00 per item to send to friends or have another set for yourself.


 
"And on a CAR note!


"Cleared for TAKE-OFF"
There is a lot more racing to come this year, so come out & support YOUR USARM events!
Photo Credit: Mike Allison

 

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

* SHE THINKS TACO BELL IS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!!

Blonde Jokes Extraordinaire!
ENJOY!



 

Vodka.. And you thought it was drinking !!!!!!
I'm gonna try some of this stuff !!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes..

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.

12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that are causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!


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